Miss Braganza’s stockings never run

Every skirt Miss Braganza wears is a mini-skirt. She’s tried long maxi-skirts and lenghas, but they turn into mini-skirts once she is finished zipping them up.

She knows about the theme music.

In her 20s, she experimented with having a wind machine always directed at her, but that messed up her hair.

Miss Braganza’s hair is perfect.

She discreetly counsels students about sex and contraception.

Miss Braganza wears heels except when exercising; then she wears sensible athletic shoes.

Miss Braganza has a PhD in being awesome.


There is nothing Miss Braganza can’t do.

Except watch SRK movies. Something about them gives her a weird feeling she can’t describe.

Miss Braganza knows what love is, don’t worry.

She will teach you, if you are very very lucky.

Posted by Natasha

Natasha received her MA in Literature and Culture in 2008 from Oregon State University. Currently she lives in Oregon with her husband and cats.

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